Lefties are Nazis?
If a Conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one. If a Liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a Conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat. If a Liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
If a Conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life. If a Liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a Conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. If a Liberal is down-and-out, he wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a Conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels. If a Liberal doesn't like a talk show host, he demands that those he doesn't like be shut down.
If a Conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church. If a Liberal is a non-believer, he wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
If a Conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it. If a Liberal decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his.
If a Conservative is unhappy with an election, he grumbles and goes to work the next day. If a Liberal is unhappy with an election, he burns down a Starbucks, throws rocks at the police, and takes two weeks off for therapy.
If a Conservative reads this, he'll show it so his friends can have a good laugh. If a Liberal reads this, he will try to sue you because he is “offended”.
Poke that Conservative Bear too hard or often and see what happens!
